yan
Nov 12, 2006 7:32:50 GMT -6
Post by yan on Nov 12, 2006 7:32:50 GMT -6
Ok, i have a few...
1. Sit on the top of the tower on Zuko's ship, then when Zuko walks out the door, drop eggs on him. When he looks up, reply "The bison did it."
2. Get all of his crew members to call him Zuzu.
3. While Zuko is sleeping, shave his head, paint blue arrows on his head and arms and when he wakes up and goes outside, point and say "Oh my god!! It's the Avatar!". Keep count of how many times he turns around before noticing the paint.
4. Wear Zuko's blue-spirit mask and clothes and run around playing practical jokes on him and the rest of the crew.
5. Put black ink on the rim of the fitted spy-glass he uses and gather the crew. Be prepared to run.
6. Repeatedly ask him if he wants a cup of tea. Follow him with a cup, a saucer and a teapot.
7. Put on his blue-spirit mask and use a darth vader tone to tell Zuko that you are his father.
8. Ask him if it's ok if you date his sister.
9. Every time Zuko is practicing his fire bending, shout "AAAH!! My face!!!!"
10. When zuko is practicing fire bending, back away.
11. Tell Zuko that a crew member went overboard. when he looks, shove him into the water.
12. Every time Zuko fights Aang, Katara or Sokka, always route for them.
13. Ask him if he knows how to use lightning and if he really wants to learn. If he replies yes, say "Yeah It's a shame that your father never taught you how to."
14. When it's late at night and Zuko's trying to sleep, get the crew together and sing christmas carols.
15. constantly act like you're his best friend.
dereni
Nov 17, 2006 21:57:23 GMT -6
Post by dereni on Nov 17, 2006 21:57:23 GMT -6
1. Call him zu-zu
2. When he's firebending ask if he thinks you r pretty a dozen times again and again
3. Every time he looks away tap him on the shoulder to make him look the other way
4. Tell him that the water in the world has been replaced with tea
And that's all I can think of right now! Sorry!
suyami
Nov 21, 2006 0:16:18 GMT -6
Post by suyami on Nov 21, 2006 0:16:18 GMT -6
1. Tell him "Hey Zuko, when you bowed down in front of your father, did you lose your contact? Or are you just a coward?
2. Tell him that his spiritual crisis sickness dream over being Aang was a prophetic dream, and that they're actually related.
3. Ask him "Do you have problems getting laid? Or are you just gay? Cause I've seen the looks you give Aang......"
4. Tell him that you think his scar would look better with some cover up. Then shake your head and say that no cover up would cover up something that ugly....
katana
Nov 24, 2006 23:33:10 GMT -6
Post by katana on Nov 24, 2006 23:33:10 GMT -6
Mine aren't really funny, but I like them. If anyone posted these before my apologies.
1. Stare at the sky for a while, when Zuko finally asks what you are doing tell him you were watching the avatar pass by.
2. Ask Zuko if his scar is a birthmark
3. Tell Zuko if Azula is a daddy's girl are you a momma's boy
4. Ask him "do you not cut your hair so people can't see your face"
5. Post embarrassing photos of him on the internet
6. Ask him "did he get that scar because he is such a hot-head"
7. scream as long as you can for a while, when he asks what's wrong say you thought you saw a monster, but it was only his face.
8. every time Katara's name comes up or they are together sing "Ice, ice baby"
9. sing the oscar myer bologna song, but change lyrics into
"My bologna has a first name it's Zuko's scar,
My bologna has a second name it's Zuko's face.
I have to see it every day, and if you ask me why I'll say
He won't get any plastic surgery on his face. "
10. tape lightning rod to Zuko's back when fighting Azula
11. Sing Gnarls Barkley's Crazy
*hope everyone likes them*
suyami
Nov 25, 2006 23:20:23 GMT -6
Post by suyami on Nov 25, 2006 23:20:23 GMT -6
Whenever Katara's name comes out, break into a love song.
Ask him if he and Katara have gone "all the way" yet, and if not, what is taking them so long?
Ask him why a 112 year old who looks 12 has managed to elude the grasp of himself. Then look at him, and nod.. "That's why."
Point behind him and go "Oh my god! It's Katara!" and when he turns around, squeal and tell him that you always knew Zutara was true.
karl
Nov 26, 2006 11:55:22 GMT -6
Post by karl on Nov 26, 2006 11:55:22 GMT -6
Have him meet Suyami.
Have him meet Katara and find out that she is going to kill him.
Force him to attack the Firelord.
Grab popcorn and watch any of the above.
katana
Nov 27, 2006 16:54:39 GMT -6
Post by katana on Nov 27, 2006 16:54:39 GMT -6
1.while he's is practicing his firebending throw popcorn and your drink and tell him he sucks
2.Sing the song the nomads sang to Sokka in the Cave of Two Lovers, but replace Sokka'ss name with Zuko's
3. place Aang, Katara, and Zuko in the Cave of Two Lovers with a torch about to go out
4.Sing the song Bingo was his name-o, but change lyrics into
There was a guy who had a life and and Zuko was his name-o
Z-u-k-o, Z-u-k-o, Z-u-k-o
And he had a life
5. dig a hole, cover it with leaves and sticks, and then dress uo as Aang. Wait for him to see you and then have him fall into the hole, take off mask when he stuck
6. when he isn't looking replace his coffee with tea and really hot peppers.
7. use all the warm water in the shower
8. flush the toilet when he is in the shower
9.when he is sleeping shave his head, and put blue face paint on him to make him look like the avatar
10. have hippies invade his room
that's what i could think of . peace out.
suyami
Dec 3, 2006 18:50:33 GMT -6
Post by suyami on Dec 3, 2006 18:50:33 GMT -6
Oh, real nice, Kame.....
Have him meet me....
Have him see all my icons that I made of him.....
Go up to him and hold up your arms and say "Go Home! Oh wait. You're banished. You have no home!" and then run away... Fast... Let's hope your a water bender!!! o,o
sethwynd
Dec 4, 2006 14:11:07 GMT -6
Post by sethwynd on Dec 4, 2006 14:11:07 GMT -6
Given how serious Zuko always seems to be, I think I have one that would piss him off to no end:
1.) Hop around him, messing up his hair and generally running about the area all while singing the following song:
down at the english fair
one evening i was there
when i heard a showman shouting underneath the flair
i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
there they are standing in a row
big ones small ones some as big as your head
give 'em a twist
a flick of the wrist
that's wut the show man said
now that i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
everybody knows they'll make me rich
there stands me wife
the idle of me life
singing a rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch
singing a rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch
rolly bowly ball
a rolly bowly ball
singing rolly bowly ball a penny a pinch
i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
*how lovely*
there they are standing in a row
*1-2-3-4*
big ones small ones some as big as your head
*and bigger*
give 'em a twist
a flick of the wrist
that's wut the show man said
now that i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
everybody knows they'll make me rich
*Have a banana*
there stands me wife
the idle of me life
singing a rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch
singing a rolly bowly ball a penny a pitch
rolly bowly ball
a rolly bowly ball
singing rolly bowly ball penny a pinch
Then run. Run like you have never run before....actually come to think of it, that might be bad. Run as if you have extensive experience at running, like you've run all your life >.> ....
katana
Dec 4, 2006 17:54:14 GMT -6
Post by katana on Dec 4, 2006 17:54:14 GMT -6
Take out a dictionary, read the word Zuko to him, and them say, "Zuko, banished prince, has no home, has a unloving father, and has a tea crazed & pi shou playing uncle who follows him around everywhere.
When he is serving tea tell him he is doing it wrong.
Tape him to a chair and make him watch Dora the Explorer (make sure he sings)
When he is done watching Dora tell him swiper no swiping, repeatedly.
suyami
Dec 4, 2006 22:01:55 GMT -6
Post by suyami on Dec 4, 2006 22:01:55 GMT -6
*sings dora theme song* Lol, Makoto. I love that song!
Make him watch Disney movies, and ask him why he can't be like them.
Ask him if you can touch his scar. When he says no, tell him, "Why can Katara touch it then? Is she just "special" to you? Huh?"
Run. Run REALLY fast.....
katana
Dec 5, 2006 18:10:31 GMT -6
Post by katana on Dec 5, 2006 18:10:31 GMT -6
Tell him you know how to get rid of scars. when he asks you how to do it, tell him "First stand on your left foot, Second start jumping, Third flap you arms like they are wings, Forth put a red rubber glove on your head, and then he has done all of that, finally turn on the music and start doing the chicken dance. *Make sure to run really fast.*
When he starts yelling at something, tell him that if he doesn't behave Santa will put him on the naughty list
Sing "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
Fill his room with turtle ducks when he is sleeping
When he is practicing firebending sing " Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting, Everyone was fast as Lightning...Oh wait, you can't make lightning" run really fast
suyami
Dec 7, 2006 18:50:13 GMT -6
Post by suyami on Dec 7, 2006 18:50:13 GMT -6
Make him ask you what you want for Christmas, and when he does, cry and tell him you're Jewish and don't celebrate Christmas
Ask him if his sister has always been better than him.
Tell him that you've seen non benders handle fire better than him
katana
Dec 8, 2006 15:27:01 GMT -6
Post by katana on Dec 8, 2006 15:27:01 GMT -6
Pretend you get burned from something hot and make him kiss it.
When he is sleeping braid his hair.
Pour a bucket of water on his head and start singing "I'm dancing in the rain"
Look at him and then say he looked taller on tv.
Paint his nails hot pink.
Tell him he throws a punch like a girl.
When he is sleeping slam symbols in his face.
Ask him to play dollies with you, when he says no repeat it but say it in a deathly tone.
lilyloka1
Dec 8, 2006 15:37:17 GMT -6
Post by lilyloka1 on Dec 8, 2006 15:37:17 GMT -6
1.) battle-out with Yo Momma jokes until he has none left
2.) call him chococat
3.) Tell him that he is no King of the firenation and send him into this random maze he will never get out
4.)start singing in spanish
5.) or start singing in japanese
6.) Tell him he's stupid
7.) chew bubblegum
8.) poke him
9.) tell him to shut up everytime he speaks
draco
Dec 9, 2006 15:23:55 GMT -6
Post by draco on Dec 9, 2006 15:23:55 GMT -6
Take a fire extinguisher and spray the foam all over him.
Offer his crew candy, then start a conga line with them.
suyami
Dec 12, 2006 21:54:58 GMT -6
Post by suyami on Dec 12, 2006 21:54:58 GMT -6
Ask him if he wears cologne, or does he always smell that bad.
Tell him that you could fire bend better than he does, and you're a water bender.
Poke his scar, and ask him if it was always that ugly.
Keep talking for hours. I swear he will die.
draco
Dec 13, 2006 0:27:34 GMT -6
Post by draco on Dec 13, 2006 0:27:34 GMT -6
More likely you will.
Lets see, tell him something along the lines of "Why can't you be just like your sister?"
You could search and find his old ponytail, then whack him around with it. Call him "Baldy".
You could also force him to sit down and spend a magical week in THERAPY!!! Hooray!!!
Or, most of all, you could play the Willy Wonka theme from Charlie and The Chocolate factory, while also making him dress up like Willy Wonka!
Another good method is to wait untill he least expects it, then shoot a lightning bolt at his head. Singe off the rest of his hair with this lightning bolt.
If he dies, annoy his ghost by poking at his dead body with a stick.
katana
Dec 13, 2006 19:03:40 GMT -6
Post by katana on Dec 13, 2006 19:03:40 GMT -6
I like the Willy Wonka one.
You should have oumpa lumpas (can't spell that) dance around him in a circle
when he gets mad and starts to overreact, tell him the avatar wouldn't do that
draco
Dec 13, 2006 19:31:48 GMT -6
Post by draco on Dec 13, 2006 19:31:48 GMT -6
I belive the spelling is Oompa Loompas, and now that you mention it, maybe you should get Zuko and force him to do the original Oompa Loompa song and dance. Also, you must make him paint his body orange and then dye his hair green. Tell him he couldn't even make it as an oompa loompa due to lack of hair. Call him baldy once again.
