I have a pretty good and evil one...

Tell him that the word "Avatar" no longer exists in any given language. Neither are the words: "I'm" "looking" "for" and "the".

That is hillarious....

Tell him that the circus left town yesterday while wondering why he is there.

keep asking him why he has the scar and say "sorry did u say something? I was watching the avatar fly on that giant bison" when he answers so you freak him out.

Inform Zuko that he has been assigned a special entorage to assist him and then present the nomad musicians from "Cave of the Two Lovers"

Copper for your thoughts.

Tell Zuko that Katara loves him and wants to meet him in the center of the cave of two lovers. Then when he gets to the center, tell him you were kidding and that he was a fool to belive you.. then run

Inform him that firebending is currently an illegal practice and he must now migrate to the North Pole and learn soft waterbending.

Tell him that Azula's dead and he's the new heir to the throne. Then laugh at him seeing his stunned/excited reaction and say "Just kidding!"

Say you overheard others talking about him behind his back but refuse to say what was gossiped.

*Must be performed with more than one person!* Circle up with a bunch of annoying friends (near Zuko's current position) and start saying things like: "Did you hear about Zuko?" and "Pfft! That banished prince; did you hear?" and "D'you hear? The avatar's in town!" Then turn to Zuko and start to tell him, then freeze, noticing that it's Zuko, and scatter. (At least it's funny in my mind... tee hee!)

Say that Ozai's dead and Azula is the new Fire Lady. Then assasinate Fire Lord Ozai.

Um... Push him into a river. That will really make him mad. He can't firebend in there. Hehe.

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Kamejei, I'm sure Firebenders can firebend under water, I could be wrong but I'm sure I saw Zuko do it once (his fists went red and stuff, indicating fire bending). Air bending under water could be diffiucult, as theres no air!

Before he did it himself, cut his ponytail off (I'm sure that would annoy him), otherwise, shave his head. Use a marker and draw an identical burn-scar on the other side of his face, then he won't know his left from right. Replace his dual swords with handles (or just cut the blades off). Say you'll wisper in his ear the location of the avatar, when he comes close, kick him in the shin and run..RUN!

ooh... Nice ones.

Tell Zuko to follow you because you have the avatar tied up. When you get there, give him a big kiss and run for your life!!!

Tell him you think he looks like a babbon and then kick him if he tries to do something to you.

Kick him for no reason, trip him, make him drink tea.

Take his sword(s) and use them to chop veggies.

Splach water in his face. Tell him that the tea tastes like water. It does. It is water.

Steal his spark rocks and attack him while he is unarmed. If he firebends, run away and shout for help.

1cover your left eye and say "I must find the avatar to reclaim my birthright" (like azula does in "the chase."
2tell him azula's blue fire and lightning are illusions and wont hurt him
3tell him the avatar isnt Aang. then tell him its himself, and say "what else could that spot on your eye be, other than the markings of the avatar!"
4call him a whimp b/c he gets beat up by girls and a 12 year old
5get a giant ceiling fan, put it in his room, and run around screaming "the avatar's attacking!"
6blow on the back of his neck and when he turns around yell "Aang did it!"
7tell him Azula's accomplishments
8ask him why he was exiled, yet he was given a ship and soldiers
9everytime he firebends yell "Oh my god! that was bluefire!" wait for a reaction. then say "My mistake, it was only red."
10repeat one above, but say lightning instead of bluefire
11tell him that azula is hiding nearby (specific location) see if he runs to her, or away from; if he runs to her, yell "we all know she'll kick your ass!" if he runs away yell "You sissy boy! your afraid of a girl!"
after you do all these, run. run like hell and dont turn back

Even better, shave his head while he's sleeping and draw an ARROW on his head!!

Pretend to be sharpening his swords for him and when he turns poke him in the back. Then act innocent when he whips around. Repeat for necessary hilarity.

Replace his blue mask with a bunny mask. Make the bunny mask a baby-blue... or pink.

WARNING: Attempting any or all of the following can, may, and probably will get you killed.


While your on his ship, walk up to him and say that he looks like a giant panda bear because of his scar.

Replace his blue spirit mask with one of those frowning Mardi gr aw masks.

Steal his swords and blue spirit mask then walk around the ship with it on until Zuko notices.

while he's leaning over the side of the ship, push him off.

Get his whole crew to stop working and come stand near the side of the boat with you. When Zuko asks what you're all doing, tell him that you are whale watching.

When he knows where the avatar is heading, steer his ship in the wrong direction.

Tell him that you heard Azula died in battle. A few hours/days later, tell Zuko you were wrong.

While standing next to Zuko, Stare at him constantly and then finally say " Your one of them!" then run away.

Tell him that his ship's license ran out months ago and that the ship is unstable so you're going to have to sink it.

While Zuko is sleeping, take all of his clothes and throw them in a river.

Ask him how he got such an ugly scar.

Strike up a conversation with Zuko and then act as a psychiatrist replying with things like " And how does that make you feel?" and " How can you solve that problem?"

Sing the Barny song over and over while following Zuko around.

While he's fire bending reply to him with things like " I can do better!" "where did you learn such a weak move?"

Ask him why 6 is afraid of 7.

Make beeping noises when Zuko backs up

If he has any navigation maps, write "X=Buried Treasure" on all of them.

Tie jingle bells to all of his cloths.

When starting a conversation with Zuko, start looking around and eventually say. " Wait start over I wasn't listening."

Repeat the above statement several times in one conversation.

Ok, these are all hilarious!! But mine are funny too.....

1. Look up in the sky and say "Oh my god!! A flying bison!" and when he looks up, pull his pants down.
2. Take his double swords and decorate them with pom pom's.
3. Laugh really loudly whenever he comes by, and when he asks why, tell him you thought it was funny that he was waging war against a 12 year old and his friends, and his sister. Run really fast.
4. Poke at his scar and ask him repeatedly if it hurts.

Force him to drink tea.

Give him crumpets and say they are to celebrate the avatar being in the city.

Tell him the Avatar is in the city, thewn get ready to call the city guards.

Tell him that Azula loves him.

Tell him that Smellerbee loves him.

Tell him that you told Azula where he lives and works.

1. Pay Katara to tell him she's lesbian.

2. Pay Aang to tell him he's gay.

3. Set rabid fangirls on him.

.... those are just evil....

1.Tell Zuko you want to see him bend blue fire. When he tells you he can't, ask him why and how comes he cant and his sister can.
2.Do the same thing with lightning.
3.Take Iroh and tell him that the only way he will see Iroh again is if he marrys Katara.