Just woke up, read the new Bleach and Naruto Chapters. Naruto was touching, but Bleach was crap. I hate how short they're making the chapters.

NO. PLEASE DON'T. UGH.
I mean... it's not up to me what you read, but it is pretty atrocious, sex negative, and relatively poorly written imo. The writer can't say "vagina" to save their life, and it's supposed to be a smut book. Don't write smut books if all you can call the vagina is "down there", seriously.

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Yeahhhhh, 50 Shades of Grey is terrible.

I read a couple chapters of 50 Shades of Grey last week, a couple of the sex scenes. The thing is hilariously bad, and while I enjoyed what I read, I shan't be reading any more, ever.

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In a Sherlock Holmes mode, probably 'cause I watched the RDJ movie (the first one) earlier today. Think I'll spend some time reading the original stories.

I think it was just so bad it's funny. I don't have a problem with it being twilight fanfiction originally (other than a general distaste I have for twilight), because I think that it's nice that fanfic authors are being recognised — even if they have to change their story to disassociate it with the source material.

But it's just sooooooooo bad, in terms of the smut (which I cannot quote or link here, for obvious reasons); the writing isn't GREAT to begin with — passable, but in kind of the "Ehhh" sort of way. But then the smut is just... really technical, and simultaneously not. The writer will say something like "He whispered into my auditory canal" instead of just "He whispered into my ear", but then the whole down there issue when the vagina's being referenced (and quite literally, it's almost nothing but "down there"). >__>;'

I mean, when I come across quotes I laugh in a sort of terrible, mocking way; but I would neeeeeeeeehehehehehever read it fully.

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Gonna go get ready to hang out with my best friend today~

Haha I know what you mean. It took me a while to get into it (I mean I read it for certain parts). I'm glad fanfic authors are being recognized as well, and the whole Twilight thing didn't phase me (okay maybe sometimes it did). I agree there needs to be far more smut agreeable language, but for the time being I will take it as it stands. Besides it's an easy read.

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My belly needs food. I shall feed it pudding, mmmm, pudding.

I am looking forward to be able to play.

Trying to work on a post, but my head isn't here. Gonna give it a try after work.

Zombieland!! Also, hopefully I'll get my character fully formed within a few days. =] I think Niu will be put on the shelf for a while.

That's fair! I mean, you read what you read, and if you're getting SOME enjoyment out of it (even if it's not the original intent >_>) then by all means, go for it!

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Olive Garden with the bff and Josh. <3

I think I'm gonna play Amnesia tonight. Even though I 100% know what's going on and what to do, I'm not looking forward to it. It's the first water level lol =]

Brave soul.

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So tired.

Just kidding! My plans of playing Amnesia are foiled again. (I don't particularly want to play it alone. Ryoku and I have spent two nights when we played it and spoke over speaker phone, but tonight he decided he didn't want to watch me play and be with me.) That's okay though since I lost my desire to play lol

diablo three y u so amazing

Time to feed the snakes. They're hungry, I can tell. Also the baby beardy is losing his mind. Running up and down the sand like a lunatic. He wants more crickets even though I gave him five large already.

Whew. Got through the water level, got everything I need except for the two rods... which are in the Storage. UGHHH totally not looking forward to next session. Eff.

Here's a tip on how to beat Amon that he won't see coming. Prepare to bend, let him get close, and then simply kick him between his legs.

Or invent the gun. Just saying.

I'm oddly excited about going to see Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. I think I need to get out more.