Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2010 21:25:21 GMT -6
not like anyone's gonna pay attention to my two bits, but I have nothing better to be doing with my time at the moment than to rant about crap. So ladies and gents, you are stuck with Tenoko, the sarcastic, cynical hater of everything and everyone here to preach to you about things in a humorous, satirical, and not necessarily correct way.
Sometime around late 2008 or so when I heard that there was gonna be an Avatar movie form M Night Shamwow, I was like "'kay'." When I heard that some other douchebag was stealing our title, I was outraged.
Then the finale struck, and that massive vortex of suckage pretty much raped and decimated my loving of Avatar from 95% to about 17%. Nonetheless, I held out. [and for the record, still like the series, and still hate season III.]
And then of course I saw James Cameron's Avatar, was awestruck, and apologized in essence. [he was no douchebag, that's for sure xD]
Sure the storyline was just oversized space smurfs playing out the Pocahontas story,but there was enough of an element of badass that I just could not pass it up. It was one of those that I saw twice in theaters. And if anyone knows me [no one here does, which is probably a good thing for their sakes hahaha] I never see movies twice, let alone in theaters.
Anyhoot, I'm not here to rant about how amazing it was. I will just sum up that I did say "it's gonna blow TLA out of the water in every respect imaginable."
Anyhoot, M Night Shameofalifetime's movie to me just seems like another movie worth blowing $6.50 on. I have no intentions of seeing the first one, mostly because circumstances that are about to occur in my life are going to prevent me from seeing it theaters, I do not want to waste my money on the DVD , and I was never interested in season I to begin with [except Zhao, who is smexier than that Gary Stu Zuko--easily. And he doesn't have all those Mary Sues after him. >.>]
I called TLA "A live action, extended edition of The Ember Island Players. I wish that was true. It seems to me like an even worse Smash Bros. Brawl-Season III comparison.
and now tangent tiem--because Tenoko staying on topic for more than 38 seconds has been made illegal in every state except Rhode Island, which is technically not a state anyways, just a piece of land that Massachusetts did not want.
The Smash Bros. Brawl-Season III comparison is that both objects come from what were and are amazing series. They both were good, but they had a major downfall-they both tried to be too epic, and in the process took out some of the charm that the series originally possessed. So the relevance of this statement is that this movie looks like it is taking the Brawl-S3 comparison to a whole new level. Where are the laughs? Where is all the funny?
It made me cry inside, really. The Ember Island Players was and is my favorite episode, and one of three truly awesome episodes in season III. Why? Because it was the ultimate center of humor in the series, and I enjoy anything that has good humor. With a movie as serious-looking as M. Night Smilingisillegal's film, I just don't see that. Can anyone smile? PLEEEEEEASE?
As for the acting, I don't really care about it. the actors, actresses, and all that shiz is nothing worth me giving my three damns about. I mean, I've dealt with the Harry Potter series,as well as Anakin in Star wars: Episode III and so I can handle anything in the terms of 'meh' acting. [as for the Harry Potter series as a whole, tune in next time for me to prove how they suck and how Harry Potter fans need to burn in a pit of acid along with the Zuko lovers.]
Graphics... those were pretty good, actually, but looked a bit slow, mostly the fire. When I think of firebending, I think of badass shiz like Iroh spewing fire or Azula jumping and doing a spinning Falcon Kick of blue fire from foot, but maybe I haven't watched the series long enough. Earthbending was seen once, and so maybe I'll see it in its true badass form when I show up as Toph in season II.
So all in all, I still stand at a neutral position. I don't think it's going to fail epically, but I don't think it's gonna be a blockbuster either. It'll probably be like "yay cool" for a few weeks and then we'll all be bored of it.
Maybe when I start seeing trailers for the 2nd one I'll get excited. After all, Toph and Azula show up there, and they're the only halfway cool characters in the show that are under 21.
Just my two bits.
~Tenoko~