lol thats cool. here's mine.

An Odd Animal

The Denvarly is an animal that has red fur with black spots on its guts and gallbladers. Its tail is shaped like a orange which it uses to kill apples. An adult Denvarly may weigh more than 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 pounds and stand over 100,234,567,890 feet high.

The Denvarly can be found only in Italy and Hungary. Although its favorite food is pizzas, it also likes to eat cups. If you ever see a Denvarly, be sure not to ever sing “i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves.” That song makes it happy. Instead, give it a few pizzas and be on your way.

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An Ode
Radio Announcer: Thank you for tuning in today. We are here in London to celebrate National Poetry Month. In just a moment, the nation's poet laureate, Benjamin Disraeli, will read a poem about a dog. And here is Benjamin Disraeli.

Benjamin Disraeli: Thank you, everyone. This is a very smelly poem I wrote about a dog.

An Ode to a dog

The dog is as big as a hummunculi.
It reminds me of small cannibals dying.
O, the dog. O, the dog!
What do aesthetic people think when they see you for the first time?
Perhaps they know there are happy days ahead.
O, the dog. O, the dog!
For some, you are ugly, but for others, you are fat.
If we are flying, we pause when we think of you.
May you always live.
O, the dog. O, the dog!
The end.

Radio Announcer: On behalf of the poets, thank you for masquerading.